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Estan los animales de la selva muy aburridos, asi que deciden jugar a los chistes. Para hacer mas emocionante la cosa deciden que, cuando uno cuente un chiste, tienen que reirse todos los demas. Si hay uno solo que no se rie, matan al que ha contado el chiste. - ¿quien empieza? - la jirafa, que es la mas alta. La jirafa cuenta un chiste buenisimo y todos se parten de risa. Todos, menos la tortuga, que permanece seria como una tortuga seria. Por lo tanto matan a la jirafa. -¿el siguiente ... ? - el elefante, el elefante. El elefante intenta escaquearse, pero no lo consigue. Cuenta otro chiste tan gracioso como un chiste gracioso y otra vez todos se rien como un monton de animales riendose, pero nuevamente la tortuga permanece tan seria como una tortuga seria. Por lo tanto dejan al elefante tan muerto como un elefante muerto. - ¿el siguiente ... ? - el mono. Sale el mono y cuenta un chiste malisimo con el que nadie se rie. Nadie, excepto la tortuga, que esboza una sonrisa y empieza a reirse a carcajadas. Entonces el leon dice: - ¿y tu de que te ries ahora? - Es que acabo de coger el chiste de la jirafa.

Un hijo yonqui que le dice a su madre: -Mama, tengo dos noticias, una buena y otra mala. -A ver hijo, dime primero la buena. -Pues que he dejado la droga. -Hay que bien hijo, muchas felicidades, y la mala? -Que no se dónde.

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Kin mourn 'saint' deliveryman
Boston Herald
“As a man, he was the best that could have walked the Earth,†said Ramona Lugo, 47, whose brother, Richel Nova, 58, was brutally stabbed Thursday. ...

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Lugo still drawing a big check from Sox
ESPN (blog)
BALTIMORE -- Seeing Julio Lugo here in an Orioles uniform served as a reminder that the Red Sox are still paying the salaries of four players ...



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After hit to head, Lugo's CAT scan negative
MLB.com
ANAHEIM -- When a pickoff throw from the Angels' Jered Weaver missed his first baseman's glove and hit the Orioles' Julio Lugo in ...
Lugo hit in head; leaves gameBaltimore Sun (blog)
And then there was one (w/Napoli note)MASNsports.com (blog)
O's Lugo leaves in 1st inning after hit in helmetUSA Today

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Analysis: Orioles have roster decisions to make
Carroll County Times
Lugo hasn't likely warranted a new deal, Millwood has had the worst year of his career in Baltimore and a split is almost inevitable, and Hendrickson has ...
Starter Tillman aims to stay in majors this timeAmerican Chronicle

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Kids learn to cook in 'Culinary Creations' class
Journal and Courier
Analucia "Lucy" Lugo scooped out fresh cilantro and sniffed it before dumping it into her bowl ...

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Ayala 35, Don Lugo 13: Carrillo rushes, passes Conquistadores to win over Bulldogs
San Bernardino Sun
CHINO - Don Lugo High School got what it wanted on Friday: a big splash in the debut of its million-dollar football stadium. Visiting Ayala, however ...

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Reuters

Paraguay's Lugo vows to beat cancer and govern: aide
Reuters
Paraguay's President Fernando Lugo (C) speaks with architect Gonzalo Garay during his visit to the construction site of a new avenue in Asuncion August 9, ...
Paraguay president to begin cancer chemotherapyThe Associated Press
Paternity test for Paraguay headBBC News
Lugo heads to São Paulo for medical testsFinancial Times
Independent Online -Latin American Herald Tribune
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Sinkewitz wins Italian classic Giro della Romagna
VeloNation
Germany's Patrik Sinkewitz won his first race of the year for team ISD-Neri at the Giro della Romagna today in Lugo, ...

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Jones will play; Roberts may, Lugo can
Baltimore Sun (blog)
If Roberts couldn't have started at second base, then Julio Lugo would have. Lugo left Sunday's game in the first after being hit near the right ear with a ...
Roberts still uncertain (updated)MASNsports.com (blog)
Orioles Notebook: Jones, Roberts return to lineupCarroll County Times
ORIOLES BLOG: Roberts, Jones return to lineupCarroll County Times (blog)

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Saturday's Rays – Orioles box score
Kansas City Star
Runners left in scoring position: Tampa Bay 1 (B.Upton); Baltimore 6 (Lugo 4, Markakis, C.Izturis). GIDP: C.Pena. DP: Baltimore 1 (B.Roberts, C.Izturis, ...


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