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Este es un paisano que compra una ordeñadora, para ordeñar las vacas, y mientras ordeña, piensa que con el movimiento que hace en las tetillas se puede hacer una buena paja, y se saca el cacharro por la bragueta y lo mete en la chupadora de la tetilla. Entonces se corre hasta seis veces, pero cuando se cansa no puede sacar la picha del chisme. Como se encuentra cerca del telefono, llama al servicio tecnico para peguntarle como se para la ordeñadora. El operario del Servicio tecnico le responde: "A LOS 25 LITROS PARA SOLA".

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Fitch Affirms Instituto Nacional de Seguros' Local IFS Ratings at 'BB+ ... - Business Wire (press release)


Fitch Affirms Instituto Nacional de Seguros' Local IFS Ratings at 'BB+ ...
Business Wire (press release)
... Ratings has affirmed the international local currency Insurer financial Strength (IFS) ratings of Instituto Nacional de Seguros (INS) at 'BB+'. ...

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Tres Amigos Seguros - IBTimes


Tres Amigos Seguros
IBTimes
Some of the sardine can-like conditions in the gold trade were relieved this morning when news that US nonfarm payrolls dipped only by 54000 ...

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FAF International Seguros Generales - Business News Americas


FAF International Seguros Generales
Business News Americas
Private Chilean company that operates as a subsidiary of The First American Corporation and specializes in insurance matters. It offers title insurance ...


First Edition Cycling News, Sunday, September 5, 2010 - Cyclingnews.com


First Edition Cycling News, Sunday, September 5, 2010
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He rode for Benfica in 2008 and Liberty Seguros in 2009. Discretely, Unzue brought him back to Caisse d'Epargne this year as time has made people forget ...

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Companhia De Seguros Fidelidade-Mundial, SA - Strategic Analysis Review - a ... - Live-PR.com (press release)


Companhia De Seguros Fidelidade-Mundial, SA - Strategic Analysis Review - a ...
Live-PR.com (press release)
GlobalData's Companhia De Seguros Fidelidade-Mundial, SA - Strategic Analysis Review provides a comprehensive insight into the company's history, ...

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Caixa Seguros earnings up 23.3% in Q2 on premium boost, cost control - Business News Americas


Caixa Seguros earnings up 23.3% in Q2 on premium boost, cost control
Business News Americas
By Business News Americas staff reporters Caixa Seguros, the JV between French group CNP Assurances and Brazilian federal saving bank Caixa Economica ...


Today's Big Losers: DELL, MON, APOL, CNC - NewsyStocks.com


Today's Big Losers: DELL, MON, APOL, CNC
NewsyStocks.com
Centene Corporation (NYSE: CNC) dropped more than 3% after it announced that it was notified by Puerto Rico's Administracion de Seguros de Salud (ASES) that ...

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Allianz Global Corporate & Specialty opens office in Spain - Insurance Business Review


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Allianz Global Corporate & Specialty opens office in Spain
Insurance Business Review
AGCS will be taking over the respective portfolio from its local unit Allianz Compania de Seguros y Reaseguros (Allianz Seguros). ...
Allianz aims for €120m target with new Madrid corporate basePost Online
Allianz Corporate Unit Sets Up Shop in MadridInsurance News Net (press release)

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Brazil Insurance Report Q4 2010 - New Market Report Published - OfficialWire (press release)


Brazil Insurance Report Q4 2010 - New Market Report Published
OfficialWire (press release)
The industry regulator, the Superintendency of Private Insurance Companies (Superintendência de Seguros Privados, SUSEP), identifies three life lines in ...

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Mexico Auto Insurer Qualitas To Open Costa Rica Subsidiary - Wall Street Journal


Mexico Auto Insurer Qualitas To Open Costa Rica Subsidiary
Wall Street Journal
MEXICO CITY (Dow Jones)--Mexico automobile insurer Qualitas Compania de Seguros SAB (Q.MX) said Tuesday it will invest $4 million to open an insurance ...


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